sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE, via ridge)

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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(via distraction)

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

(via c-o-l-a-cola-l-o-l-a-lola)

  • me: wow I'm fat
  • me: maybe I look ok
  • me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
  • me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
  • me: I am more than just my weight!
  • me: who the fuck cares about anything
  • me: I AM SO FAT.
  • me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
  • me: i hate myself

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

(Source: alunaes, via jnmkyx)

roryomalley:

i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

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